We've all been there. Horror starts to burn a hole in the pit of your stomach as the office echoes with electrified chatter. You overhear, "Yeah, I've been planning for months. What are you going to be next week?"
Damnit. You eternal procrastinator! What are you going to be for Halloween?!
Luckily for you, we've imagined eight perfect get-out-of-jail-free costumes that you definitely already own, or can probably snag from the surrounds of your sad cubicle.
Happy Halloween, dudes.