The Best of the Best Kevin Durant Tweets

To the reader: KD did NOT in fact play for Oklahoma City for his entire career. In fact, since tweeting this, he's played several years for the Golden State Warriors, a few more for the Brooklyn Nets, and is now a Phoneix Sun.

If you've ever been at the club, and thought to yourself, "My bed sounds pretty good right about now," KD wants you to know you are not alone.

We are all dying to know who KD is talking about in this tweet.

This pickup line may work particularly well in NYC, where the bacon and egg sandwich reigns supreme. Though its not clear who this tweet was directed at, we appreciate KD's creativity and hope that it worked out for him.

We're not sure whether to laugh or cry at this one. The image of little Kevin getting attacked by a dog is enough to make a grown person cry, but thinking about what prompted him to tweet this back in 2009 makes it impossible not to crack a smile.

If you've never experienced this level of disappointment, consider yourself lucky. If there is one thing worse than coming back to no notifications at all, its coming back to see one notification and its a missed call from one of your parents. Pain.

The amount of questions like this we all have is limitless, but the funniest part about it has to be tweeting this from the club. If one thing's for certain...we'll take one of whatever KD is drinking!