28 Funny Rap Lyrics to Make Your Day

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Rap music is often seen as a serious genre, tackling heavy subjects and showcasing complex lyricism. However, many rappers also possess a sharp wit and a knack for clever wordplay, resulting in some truly funny rap lyrics.

If you love hip-hop, then what better way to brighten up your day than with some of the funniest rap lyrics ever written? Whether you’re a fan of OG G.O.A.T.s like Snoop Dogg or Slick Rick or prefer more modern icons such as Drake and Cardi B, there are plenty of laugh-out loud rhymes to discover. From clever puns to downright outrageous one-liners, these funny rap lyrics prove that music can make us smile as much as it can make us dance. Here are 28 funny rap lyrics guaranteed to put a smile on your face and brighten your day.

28. “So I'm cruisin' in the car/with this bougie broad/She said, "Jiggaman, you rich, take the do-rag off"/Hit a U-turn: "Ma, I'm dropping you back off"/Front of the club: "Jigga, why you do that for?"/Thug n*gga 'til the end—tell a friend, b*tch/Won't change for no paper, plus I been rich”

27. “Only got some money when it's tax time, I done seen this pattern"

25. “N*ggas usually send they verses back to me and they be terrible, just like a two-year-old"

24. "I'm a 'yes' and these b*tches is a bunch of 'nahs'"

23. “I could pull up in a bonnet/And still say them b*tches is not it"

22. “I have to beef/he [50 Cent] look like a gorilla, with rabbit teeth/(Curtis!) Bugs monkey”

21. “I'll pay your b*tch rent just to find out where you lay”

20. "I'm like a fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary"

19. "I get more a*s than a toilet seat"

18. "I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet"

17. "I got so much cheese, I could open up a deli" - E-40, "Tell Me When To Go"

16. "I like my beats hard like two-day-old sh*t" - Missy Elliott, "Let It Bump"

15. "I love you like a fat kid loves cake" - 50 Cent, "21 Questions"

14. "I'm a venereal disease, like a menstrual bleed" - Lil Wayne, "A Milli"

13. "I'll battle you over stupid sht and diss people who ain't have sht to do with it, like Cool J does" - Eminem, "Role Model"

12. "She got a big booty, so I call her Big Booty" - 2 Chainz, "Birthday Song"

11. "I don't tip, I pay bills, b*tches call me Buffalo" - 2 Chainz, "Crack"

10. "I'm a hot and bothered astronaut crashin' while jackin' off to bufferin' vids of Asher Roth eatin' apple sauce" - Earl Sweatshirt, "Earl"

9. "I'm an ordinary person, but I'm paid" - Afroman, "Because I Got High"

8. "I'm so cool, even I wanna be like me" - Gucci Mane, "I Be Everywhere"

7. "I'm like a struggling doctor, no patience" - Lil Wayne, "Gossip"

6. "My d*ck is like an accent mark, it's all about the over E's" - Childish Gambino, "Bonfire"

5. "I'll take you to the movies, but you know yourself, no ice cream!" - Slick Rick, "Who Rotten 'Em"

4. "I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red" - Tyler, The Creator, "Yonkers"

3. "I got techniques drippin' out my buttcheeks, sleep on my stomach so I don't f*ck up my sheets" - Biggie Smalls, "Ready to Die"

2. "I like my beats funky, I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy" - Digital Underground, "The Humpty Dance"

1. "Got so many chains, they call me Chaining Tatum" - Drake, "Pop Style"

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